Guard 1: Your belt made the alarm go off. Take it off and go through again.
Erin: Crap. Well, I'm never wearing this belt again.
Guard 2: How about you just don't wear pants?
Erin: What?!
Guard 3: He meant wear a skirt, or something feminine.
Guard 2: Or you could wear shorts with draw string.
Guard 3: Yeah, that would be good.
Erin: Uh….seriously?
Guard 2: No, just don't wear pants. That'd be better.
Guard 3: That works.
Erin: Shut up.
All three laugh.
That is hilarious. A bit embarassing at the moment probably, but funny afterwards.